"Obviously a J/D...
Must include -
Barbecued Moose meat
A drunken comment (not Josh!) about Barbecued 'Moss' meat (meaning moose meat)
Bubblegum stuck to someones shoe
The phrase "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Awful passport photos
Bonus points for the best "I failed my first driving license
exam because..." story, from any character"