(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? (A) Because those men already have boyfriends.

(Q) What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?(A)"Are you sure it's mine?"

(Q)What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? (A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

(Q) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? (A) The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

(Q) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? (A) Breasts don't have eyes.

(Q) What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? (A) When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

(Q) What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? (A) You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

(Q) How do you give a blonde more headroom? (A) Adjust the steering wheel.

(Q) Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel? (A) She was trying to blow the horn.

(Q) Why does a blonde wear panties? (A) To keep her ankles warm.

(Q) How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex? (A) Opens the car door.

(Q)What do blondes and cow pies have in common? (A) The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

(Q) Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? (A) Because they can't even keep two calves together!

(Q) What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? (A) Nothing. They've never met.

(Q) Why is a blonde like a turtle? (A) They are both screwed when they're on their back.

(Q) What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out? (A) If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

(Q) What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? (A) Hump me Dump me.

(Q) What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes? (A) At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

(Q) What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? (A) Thanks for the refill.

(Q)How do you plant dope? (A) Bury a blonde.

(Q)Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? (A) Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

(Q) How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? (A) Wave to her.

(Q)How does a blonde get pregnant? (A) And I thought blondes were dumb!

(Q) How does a blonde part their hair? (A) By doing the splits.

(Q)How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? (A) Who cares? (A) She says, "Next". (A) I mean, who really cares? (A) The batteries have run out.

(Q) How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? (A) Shine a flashlight in their ear.

(Q) How does a blonde like her eggs? (A) Unfertilized.

(Q) How do you drown a blond? (A) Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. (A) Don't tell her to swallow. (A) Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

I went to my doctors, the other day and he told me to "undress, stand in front of the window and stick out my tongue". I asked him, "why?" and he answered, "cause I don't like my neighbours"

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