What would day camp be without camp songs? We all remember that long bus ride to Marineland, singing everything from "Titanic" to the "Nose Picker" song. I still have days when I will be at work, sitting at my desk, and be humming "There was a great big moose..."

 

Below is a list of the classics. Some of them have the words, but you will have to remember the tune on your own. Feel free to mail me if you have any songs to add to the list.

Remember the words written below are just that, words.  It is up to you to take them and turn them into a camp memory.    Whether it be bouncing off of the bus seats as a monkey during the animal song (Peter of course), or singing song book as a red neck (who could forget Jenn), it is the added flare that made a KIDACA song the best.

  • Garden Song

  • Great Big Moose

  • Green Grass

  • Hello, My Name Is Joe

  • Herman The Worn

  • Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea

  • Horse Fly

  • Hungry, Hungry

  • I Like To Eat

  • I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing

  • If You're Happy

  • In a Cabin

  • Iron It Out

  • It Ain't Going To Rain No More

  • It's An Insect World

  • Jaws

  • John Brown's Cow

  • John Jacob

  • Join Into The Game

  • Kidaca Song

  • Kumbyah

  • Larry The Lizard

  • Lean On Me

  • Linger

  • Little Ollie Otter

  • Little Rabbit Fufu

  • Littlest Worm

  • Magelina Hasgelina

  • Man Of The Sea

  • Met A Polar Bear

  • Mosquitoes And Bed Bugs

  • Mountain Dew

  • Mules

  • My Dog Jelly

  • My Hat It Has Three Corners

  • My Stomach Has Had It

  • My Uncle

  • Nose Picker

  • Oh It Feels So Great To Be At Camp

  • Old Lady

  • On Top Of Spaghetti




ALICE THE CAMEL

Alice the Camel has 10 humps.

Alice the Camel has 10 humps.

Alice the Camel has 10 humps.

So go Alice go

Boom Boom Boom.

 

*Repeat, each time, decreasing the number of humps*

 

Alice the Camel has no humps.

Alice the Camel has no humps.

Alice the Camel has no humps.

So Alice is a Horse (of course!)


ALOUETTESKI

 

All

Alouetteski, gentille Alouetteski; Alouetteski je te plumerai, HEY!

Jacque and Pierre

Je te plumerai la têteski.

Campers

Je te plumerai la têteski.

Jacque and Pierre

A la têteski.

Campers

A la têteski.

Jacque and Pierre

Alouetteski.

Campers

Alouetteski

All

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

All

Alouetteski, gentille Alouetteski; Alouetteski je te plumerai, HEY!

Jacque and Pierre

Je te plumerai la noseski     **(Eric & Pierre use - noseacough)**

Campers

Je te plumerai la noseaski.

Jacque and Pierre

A la noseski.

Campers

A la noseski.

Jacque and Pierre

A la têteski.

Campers

A la têteski.

Jacque and Pierre

Alouetteski.

Campers

Alouetteski.

All

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

This continues until the final verse, where the repeating lines are:

Jacque and Pierre

A la Wayne Gretzky.

Campers

A la Wayne Gretzky.

Jacque and Pierre

A la buttski.

Campers

A la buttski.

Jacque and Pierre

At la pitski.

Campers

A la pitski.

Jacque and Pierre

A la boucheka.

Campers

A la boucheka.

Jacque and Pierre

A la noseski.

Campers

A la noseski.

Jacque and Pierre

A la têteski.

Campers

A la têteski.

Jacque and Pierre

Alouetteski.

Campers

Alouetteski


AN AUSTRIAN WAS YODELING

An old Austrian was yodeling,

On a mountain top high

When along came an avalanche (swoosh)

Interrupting his cry

CHORUS

Oh, Le Hee, Oh Lock Que Ki

Oh Lock Que Ki

Oh Lock Que (shh!)

Oh Lock Que Ki, OH!

*Repeat song, replacing avalanche (swoosh) with

-         grizzly bear (grrr)

-         St. Bernard (ha ha)

-         Jersey Cow (moo moo)

-         Maiden Fair (kiss, kiss)

-         Her father dear (bang bang)


ANIMAL SONG

There waaaaaas a
Crocodile, an eagle flying,

 an orangutang, and a silver fox
a bunny, a beaver, a crazy elephant.
Na na na na na na na

***This song is done with actions, ie. "crocodile is clapping your hands like crocodile jaws***
***Sing the song repeatedly, dropping an animal each time through and just do it's action***


ANTI-GARDEN SONG
 

Slug by slug, weed by weed

My garden’s got me really teed

All the insects love to feel upon my tomato plants

Sunburned face, scratched up knees

My kitchens choked up with Zucchinis

I’m shopping at the A & P next time I get the chance

The crabgrass grows, the ragweed thrives

The broccoli has long since died

The only things still left alive are some radishes and beans

My carrot plants are dead and gone

Hear the rabbits sing a happy song

Until you’ve weeded all day long, you don’t know what

Boredom means

You get up early, work ‘til late

Watch moles and mice get over weight

They eat their dinners on a plate from the hard work you have done

As ye sow, so shall ye reap

But I smell like a combat heap

I’m gunna get that lousy creep who said gardening was fun.

 


ANTS GO MARCHING  

The ants go marching one by one Hourah, Hourrah

The ants go marching one by one Hourah, Hourrah

The ants go marching one by one

The little stopped to such his thumb

And they all went marching down, to the ground to get out of the rain

Boom Boom Boom

The ants go marching two by two/span>

2 x 2 tie his shoe

3 x 3 -  climb a tree

4 x 4 close the door

5 x 5 -  do a jive

6 x 6 -  pick up sticks

7 x 7 -  go to Heaven

8 x 8 -  close the gate

9 x 9 check the time

10 x 10 start again

 

 

 

 

 


AUCHVAN THE MUSIC MAN
 

Auchvan the Music Man

Deichus Father Lander

Ich Von Schpeiler

Schpeeling on my

(TOGETHER!) Zoomba x 12

*Replace “Zoomba with

 

- Trumpetta      -  Pianola          - Viola              - Piccola           - Radiola

 


Baby Bumble Bee

I'm bringin' home my baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me. 
I'm bringin' home my baby bumble bee, oooooo, eeeee, it stung me.

I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me, 
I'm squishin' up my baby bumble bee, oooooo, eeeee, it's all over me.

I'm licken' up my baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me, 
I'm licken' up my baby bumble bee, oooooo, eeeee, it's inside of me.

I'm bringin' up my baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me, 
I'm bringin' up my baby bumble bee, oooooo, eeeee, that's the end of me.

***This song has actions***


Bananana

Chorus:
- Banana nananananana
- Banana nanananana
- Banana nananananana
- Banana nanananana
- BANANA


1. Shake the hand of the person next to ya, shake their hand and sing along 
    Shake the hand of the person next to ya shake their hand and sing SING THIS 
    SONG...1,2,3,4

Chorus:

Additional versus:

- Hug the person
- Touch the toe

Actions:

While singing the chorus you quickly 1) slap your thighs 2) clap 3) snap 4) clap REPEAT.  
While singing the verse you do the action you are singing.


Bananas
-Bananas of the World UNITE! (clap hands over head)
-Peel bananas, peel, peel, bananas. (peell from over head)
-Slice bananas, slice, slice bananas. (sllice action with your arms)
-Smoosh bananas, smoosh, smossh bananas. (smoosh hand into hand)
-Eat bananas, eat, eat bananas. (eat fromm hand)
-GO bananas, GO, GO bananas. (dance in ciircles)
-(peel to each side) You peel it to the lleft, and you peel it to the right, you peel down the middle and UH! (arms in air) take a bite.


BEAN SONG
 

My dog LIMA ran away

My LIMA dog stayed away

Nowhere has my dog been seen

Where on where has LIMA been, LIMA been, LIMA been

Where oh where has LIMA bean?

 

*Replace LIMA with:  Jelly, Green, Kidney, Mister Soya etc.


BEAR SONG

The other day

I met a bear

A great big bear

A way up there

I looked at him

 He looked at me

I sized up him

He sized up me

He said to me

Why don’t you run

I see you ain’t

Got any gun

An so I ran

Away from there

But right behind me

Was that bear

In front of me

There was a tree

 A great big tree

 Oh glory me

The nearest branch

Was ten feet up

I’d have to jump

And trust my luck

And so I jumped

Into the air

But I missed

That branch a way up there

But don’t you fret

And don’t you frown

I caught that branch

On the way back down

This is the end

There ain’t no more

Unless I meet

 That bear once more

And so I met that Bear once more

Now he’s a rug on my cabin floor

 

BIG GREEN MONSTER UNDER MY BED
 

There’s a big green monster living under my bed,

With one arm hanging over his head,

With one leg up, and one let down,

He swings his head around and around,

His face, it’s all scrunched up too!

Hey he looks a lot like you!


BINGO

There was a farmer who had a dog

And Bingo was his name-o

B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O

And Bingo was his name-o

*Repeat song, one at a time replacing a letter with a clap*

 

BLACK SOCKS
 

Black socks they never get dirty

The longer you wear them

The stronger they get

Sometimes I think I should wash them

But something keeps telling me NO NO not yet, not yet, not yet

*Sing song in a round, getting louder and louder*


BOA CONSTRICTOR

Chorus

I’ve been eaten by a boa constrictor

I’ve been eaten by a boa constrictor

I’ve been eaten by a boa constrictor

And I don’t like it very much

Oh no! He’s eating my toe!

Chorus

Oh Gee! He’s eating my knew

Chorus

Oh fiddle! He’s eating my middle!

Chorus

Oh darn! He’s eating my arm!

Chorus

Oh heck! He’s eating my neck!

Chorus

Oh dread! He’s eating my head!

 

BOOGALOO
   
 

LEADER
- Let me see your bugaloo?

GROUP

- What’s that you say?

LEADER
- I said let me see your bugaloo?<

Group

-  What’s that you said?

LEADER
- I said let me see your bugaloo?<

Group

-  What’s that you said?

All

- I said ooh aah, ooh aah aah

ooh aah one more time

ooh aah ooh aah aah

ooh aah BACK IN LINE!

*Substitute Bugaloo for elephant, monkey, truck driver, Elvis, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, etc.*


BOOM BOOM AIN”T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY

A horse and a flea and three blind mice

Were skating along on the slippery ice

The horse fell down upon the flea

Whoops said the flea

There’s a horse on me!

 

Boom boom ain’t it great to be crazy

Boom boom ain’t it great to be crazy

Silly and foolish all day long

Boom Boom ain’t it great to be crazy!

 

Boom-Chicka-Boom   (repeat after me)
  - Boom-chicka-boom
- I said a boom-chicka-boom
- I said a boom-chicka-rocka-chicka-rockaa-chika-boom
- I said alright
- I said a-okay
- I said it one more time...
- (name the next verse)

Verses:
- louder supersonic loud
- quieter
- supersonic loud
- underwater
- janitor
- with an accent

Bottle of Pop

One bottle of pop, two bottles of pop

Three bottles of pop, four bottles of pop

Five bottles of pop, six bottles of pop

Seven Seven bottles of pop

Fish and Chips and Vinegar

Vinegar, Vinegar

Fish and Chips and Vinegar

Pepper Pepper Pepper Salt

Don’t throw your junk in my backyard

My backyard, my backyard

Don’t throw your junk in my back yard

My backyard’s full!

 

Bubble Gum
  1. My mother gave me a penny
    to go and see Jack Benny
    I didn't see Jack Benny
    I bought some bubble gum

Chorus:
   Na, na, na, na, na bubble gum
   Na, na, na, na, na bubble gum
   Na, na, na, na, na bubble gum
   I bought some bubble gum

Next Verses: 
- nickel & pickle
- dime & lime
- quarter & pay the porter

Last Verse:
    My mother gave me a loonie
    to go and buy some bubble gum
    I didn't buy some bubble gum
    I'M SICK OF BUBBLE GUM

Bumble Bee Tuna

Yum Yum Bumble Bee Bumble Bee Tuna

I love Bumble Bee Bumble Bee Tuna

Yum Yum Bumble Bee Bumble Bee Tuna

Love a sandwich made with Bumble Bees

*Sing this song over again with different voicesust the girls! Just the boys!*

 

Castle on the River Nile
 

On my castle on the River Nile

I’m gunna live in elegant style

In laid diamonds on the floor

And my bamboo butler at the door

I’m gunna wake up Princess Calamazoo

Make bloods change from Red to Blue

Entertaining royalty all the while

On my castle on the River Nile

*Slap knees 2 x, Hit top of Hands 2x, Cross over hands 2x, Snap 2x, REPEAT!*


Circles

Chorus

All my life’s a circle, sunrise and sundown

Moon rolls through the nighttime, till the daybreak comes around

All my life’s a circle, still I wonder why

Seasons spinning round again, years keep rolling by

Seems like I’ve been here before, can’t remember when

I get this funny feelin we’ll be together again

No straight lines make up my life, all my roads have bends

No clear cut beginning, and so far no dead end

Chorus

I’ve met you a thousand times, I guess you’ve done the same

Then we’ll lose each other, it’s like a children’s game

But now I find you here again, the thought comes to mind

Our love is like a circle, let’s go round one more time

Chorus

 

 

CLUELESS

Counsellors

CLUELESS

Campers

CLUELESS

Everyone

Like cool.  Like wow. Like totally freak me out.  I mean for sure, uh huh, KIDACA is the best!


Commercial Mix-up  (To the tune of Farmer in the Dell)
 

Chorus

Last night I watched TV

I saw my favourite show

I heard this strange commercial

And I can’t believe it so

Feed your dog chiffon

Comet cures the common cold

Use S-O-S pads on your face

To keep you from looking old

Chorus

Mop your floors with Crest

Use Crisco on your tile

Clean your teeth with Borateem

It leaves a shining smile

Chorus

For headaches take some certs

Use Tide to clean your face

And do shampoo with Elmer’s Glue

It holds your hair in place

Chorus

Perhaps I’m a bit confused

I might not have it all right

But one thing I am certain of

I’ll watch TV tonight!


Corner Master Store

Verse:
   There were mice, mice, eating all the rice, in the store, in the store.
   There were mice, mice, eating all the rice in the Corner Master Store.

Chorus:
   My eyes are dim
   I cannot see
   I have not brought my specks with me
   I have not brought my specks with me 

***anything in bold italics can be changed, ie. Cats, cats, chasing lots of rats***

 

Darlin'

Leader

Darlin' you can't love "#"

Camper

Why not?

Leader

Darlin' you can't love "#"

Camper

Why not?

All

You can't love "#" ...(insert verse here)

All   La di da, mmm hmmm, o boy, hot stuff, hubba hubba

 

Repeat for all ten numbers, starting at 1.

1....and still have fun
2....and still be true
3....and still love me
4....and still want more
5....and still be mine
6....and still do tricks
7.... and still go to heaven
8....and still be great
9....and still be mine
10....because there ain't enough men


DO, RE, MI...
 

DO – a deer, a female deer,

RE – a drop of golden sun,

MI – a name, I call myself,

FA – a long long way to run,

SO – a needle pulling thread,

LA – a note to follow SO,

TI – a drink with jam and bread,

That will bring us back to DO


DONUT SHOP
 

Oh I went to the corner and walked around the block

And I walked right into a baker shop

And I took three donuts out of the grease

And I handed the lady a five-cent piece

Well she looked at the money and she looked at me

And she said this money is no good to me

There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through

Said I, “There’s a hole in the donut too!


DOWN BY THE BAY

Chorus

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother would say

 

Have you ever seen a bear, warein' underwear*

Down by the bay

 

*Make up your own fun and crazy rhymes!

 

DUM DUM DADA
 

Dum dum dada

De dum dum dada

De dum dum dada dada de dum

Dum dum dada

De dum dum dada dada

Dum dum dada de dum

ACTIONS:

-         hit crossed legged

-         hit thighs twice with both hands

-         bring up right hand across to left chest

-         hit twice

-         bring up left hand across to left chest

-         hit once

-         hit thigh once

-         cross arms and hit thighs again

-         uncross arms and hit thighs again

-         snap your fingers

*Make the song go faster and slower


EAR SONG

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

*Go faster and slower each time

 

FATHER ABRAHAM
 

Chorus

Father Abraham had 7 sons sir

Had 7 sons sir, had Father Abraham

And he didn’t laugh, and he didn’t cry

All he did was go like this

With the left (move left arm)

 

Chorus

 

With the left and the right (move both arms)

 

Chorus

 

With the left and the right, and the left (both arms, left leg)

 

Chorus

 

With the left and the right, and the left and the right (both arms and legs)

 

Chorus

 

With the left and the right, and the left and the right and the head

 

Chorus

 

With the left and the right, and the left and the right and the head and the tongue


Fast Food
- A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut. 
- A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Frieed Chicken and a Pizza Hut.
- McDonalds, McDonalds
- Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut..

Other verses:
- Burger King, Long John Silver's, Red Loobster
- Dairy Queen. Chucky Cheese, Roy Rogers<
- Taco Bell, Oscar Myer Wiener, Wendy's
 

FIRE’S BURNING
 

Fire’s burning, fire’s burning

Draw nearer, draw nearer

In the glowing, in the glowing

Come sing and be merry

*To be sung once as a whole, then in a round

 


FORTY DAYS ON AN ICEBERG

Forty days on an iceberg,

Sailing across the sea,

Nothin' to wear but pajamas,

Nothin' to do but sleep,

The air was cold and frosty,

The frost began to bite- PEEP!

I had to hug my polar bear to keep me warm at night.

*Each time trough, replace a line with La’s

**Include hand actions with song (like the Swimming Pool song)

 

FOUND A PEANUT
 

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night

Las night I found a peanut, found a peanut last night.

Each verse, replace the words in bold with...

 

Cracked it open.

It was rotten.

Ate it anyway.

Got a tummy ache.

Went to the hospital.

They cut me open.

Took the peanut out.

Sewed my belly up.

Left the scissors in.

Cut me up again.

Took the scissors out.

Sewed me up again.


Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
 
 

Froggy     (repeat after me)
- Cat
- Cat, Dog
- Cat, Dog, Mouse
- Froggggggy
- Itsi bitsi tiny winy, little ugly frogggy
- Jump, jump, jump, jump little froggy - Gobble gobble up all the worms and spidders
- Fleas and Flies are scrumdidilicous
> - Ribbot, ribbot, ribbot, ribbot, ribbot,, ribbot, CROAK

***continue by going faster/slower/underwater/be creative***
 

Great Big Moose   (repeat after me)

 

  1. There was a great big moose.
    He liked to drink a lot of juice.
    There was a great big moose.
    He liked to drink a lot of juice.

    Chorus: 
    - Say whoa oh oh oh.
    - Wayo wayo wayo wayo.
    - Waaaaaayo wayo.
    - Wayo wayo wayo wayo.

  2. He said his name was Fred.
    He liked to drink his juice in bed.
    He said his name was Fred.
    He liked to drink his juice in bed.

    Chorus:

  3. He drank his juice with care.
    But he spilled some on his hair .
    He drank his juice with care.
    But he spilled some on his hair.

    Chorus:

  4. Now he's a sticky moose. 
    He's a moose full of juice on the looooose.

    Chorus:


Herman The Worm
- Sitin' on my fence post chewin' my bubble gum (chomping action, with noises)
- Playin with my yoyo (action)
- And along came Herman the Worm
- And he was this big (show size)
- And I said 'Herman, what happened'?&nbssp;
- I ate my papa

***Repeat with growing in size and changing family members: Mama, brother, sister.  Then small: "I burped" as opposed to "I ate My..." ***
 

In a Cabin
  In a cabin in the woods
Little old man by the window stood.
Saw a rabbit hopping bye,
knocking at his door. 
HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME he said
or the hunter will shoot me dead, BANG!
Come little rabbit, come with me, happy we will be.

***Repeat leaving phrase by phrase out and scream during that time***
***This song is done with actions***

IRON IT OUT
Leader - Iron it out
Group - Iron it out
Leader - Iron it out
Group - Iron it out
Leader - Iron it out
Group - Iron it out
All - SMOOOOOOOTH
 

Kidaca Song   (tune to the old coca-cola commercials)
 

Chorus:
- Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
> - Whoooooooooa
- Do, do, do, do, do,
- Always Camp Kidaca

1. The sun will always shine, the kids will always sing, as long as there is camp there's 
always a fun thing.

Chorus:

2. In the morning we do crafts, afternoons we play games.  We never get bored 'cause it's never the same thing.

Chorus:

3. Wherever there's a pool there's always a splash, whenever there is lunch, there's 
always a mad dash.

Chorus:

4. Finding a new friend there's never a lack of, 'cause ever lasting friendships are at camp kidaca.

Chorus:

Repeat verse 1.


Man of the Sea   (repeat after me)
- Man of the sea
- Boppin' up and down like this
- Sailing the ocean
- Boppin' up and down like this
- Now you don't know how hard it is
- Boppin' up and down like this

Additional Verses:
- swobbin' up the deck 
- hoisten' up the sails
- hitchin' up his pants
- combin' up his hair

***continue by adding each verse one after the other **
***This song is done with actions**
 

Mountain Dew
  Chorus: 
They call it the good old Mountain Deeeew
It's stronger than a my old running shoe...PEEEE-U
You never stay away for more than a day
From the good old Mountain Dew

1. My aunty June had a brand new perfume
It had such a sweet smelling fume...PEEE- U
Imagine her surprise when she realized
It was good old Mountain Dew 

Chorus: 

2. My aunty Rose had a wart on her nose
Maybe a pimple or two... OR TWO
It went away fast when she had a glass
Of the good old Mountain Dew

Chorus:

3. My uncle Reg, he fell off a ledge
While he was tying his shoe... HIS SHOE
He would have smooshed FLAT but he fell into a vat
Of the good old Mountain Dew.

Chorus:

Nose Picker

Chorus: 
I'm a nose picker baby, nose picker baby.

I pick it mornin' noon and night, mornin' noon and night.

I start on the left side and move on over to the right.

Nose picker, nose picker baby.

1. My mom sent me to camp

to stop my nose pickin'.

By the end of the week,

I had the whole camp flickin' 

Cuz...

Chorus: 

2. My mom got real angry,

she sent me off to bed

but when she turned around

I flicked a booger at her head.

Cuz...

Chorus:

3. I pick it in Dallas,

I pick it in New York.

I pick it with a spoon,

and then I eat it with a fork.

Cuz...

Chorus:

4. I pick it in the kitchen.

I pick it in the hall.

I pick in in the bathroom

then I wipe it on the wall.

Cuz...

 

Chorus:

5. Some times it's green and runny,

some times it's black and hard,

and when I get real hungry

I pick it in the yard.

Cuz...

 

Chorus:

 

One Stormy Night
 

One stormy night

When we were all in bed

Old lady Leary

Lit a lantern in the shed

And when the cow tipped it over

She winked her eye and said

It'll be a hot time in the old town tonight

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!


Poor Little Bug on the Wall
 

Poor little bug on the wall
No one to love him at all
No one to wash his clothes
No one to tickle his toes
Poor little bug on the wall.

***Repeat, changing the way it is sung***

Actions: 
- Typewriter
- Opera
- Mexican
- Canadian
- Cowboy
- New Yorker
- Rap
- Speeding train
- Stuck in a door
- Elvis style


Princess Pat   (repeat after me)
1. The Princess Pat
Lived in a tree
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel two
And she brought with her
A rick-a-bamboo 

Chorus:
A rick-a-bamboo
Now what is that
It's a somethin' made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And 'a' purple too
That's why it's CALLED
A rick-a-bamboo

2. Now Captain Jack
Had a mighty fine crew
He sailed across
The channel two
But.... his ....ship .....sank
And yours will too
If you don't TAKE
A rick-a-bamboo

Chorus:

3. So now ya know
That a rick-a-bamboo
Is red and gold
And 'a' purple too
So when you sail
The channel two
Make sure you TAKE
A......rick....a....bamboo....
 

Ricky the Rock
 

Ricky the rock goes.. (action: "flop over, attempting to make the shape of a rock, and stare blankly") 
He looks at me and goes (action)
He never laughs or sings, never does anything, just looks at me and goes (action)

Other names: 
- Tommy the tree
- Polly the pole
- Larry the log
- Peter the Pavilion
- Darryl the door knob
- Elroy the electrical wires
- Rob the rabbit
- Sally the sprinkler
- Harold the hot dog

***You could also adapt to do counsellors***


Song Book   (repeat after me)
Intro - Open up yer song books
- Turn to page twwwwwenty-eight
- If you can't turn to page twwwwwwenty-eeight
- Turn to page fourteen twice
- FIRST VERSE

1. - If I had the wings of a buzzard
- Up to the woods I would fly
- Would Fly
- There to remain as a buzzard
- Until the day that I die
- I DIE
-CHHHHHHHOOORRRRUS

Chorus:
- Ew la la Ew la la Ew la
- Ew la la Ew la la la
- Ew la la Ew la la Ew la
- Ew la la Ew la la la
- La la

Next verses:
- airplane
- skeeter
- elephant

Last Verse: 
- Close up yer song books
- Put 'em in yer back pocket
- I'll see ya all later
 

Swimming Pool
  Swimming, swimming in my swimming pool, when days are hot, when days are cold, in my swimming pool. Breast stroke, siiiide stroke, fancy divin' too, O don't you wish you never had anything else to do BUT !!!

*** do not sing the action, but act it each time through)***

Telephone

All

Hey...(person's name)...

Person

I think I hear my name. 

All

Hey...(person's name)...

Person

I think I hear it again.

All

You're wanted on the telephone.

Person

Well if it's not (new person's name) then I'm not home

- Start from the beginning with the new person's name -


Ten In The Bed
- 10 in the bed, and the little one said, rollover, roll over. So they all rolled over, and one 
fell out, they gave a little SCREAM, and gave a little SHOUT. Please remember To tie a 
knot in you pajamas, single beds are only made for 1,2,3......

ending (after 1 in the bed) - I got the whole bed, to myself, I got the whole bed, to 
myself, I got the whole bed to myself, I got the whole bed to 
myself. 
 

Thank You Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver
  - Thank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver 3x
- Thaaaaaaaaank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver&nnbsp;
- Thank you 4x
- Thank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver
- Thank you 4x
- Thank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver
- OOOOOOOOOOOO
- Thank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver 3x
- Thank you Mr./Mrs. Bus Driver

There Ain't No Flies On Us
- There ain't no FLIES on us, There ain't no FLIES on us, there may be FLIES on some 
of you GUYS, but there ain't know flies on us!

Replace bold words with: 
- germs-worms
- crumbs-bums
- forks, dorks
- spoons, goons, birds, nerds
 

Three Blue Pigeons
  - 3 blue pigeons sitting on a fence
- 3 BLUE PIGEONS SITTIGN ON A FENCE
- OOOOOO KNOW
- One has flown away
- To take a trip around the world to say,, hey bop shoobop, shoobop, shoobop, I said hey bop shoobop, shoobop, shoobop, I said HEY....
***continue 2, then 1***

Last Verse: 
- No blue pigeons, sitting on a fence
> - NO BLUE PIGEONS SITTING ON A FENCE
- O know, they all have flown away <
- To take a trip around the world to say,, hey bop shoobop, shoobop, shoobop, I said hey bop shoobop, shoobop, shoobop, I said HEY....

Three Little Angels
- Three little angels, all dressed in white, tried to get to heaven on the end of a kite. But the kite tail was broken, down they all fell, they didn't get to heaven but they al went to...

***go from 3 to 1, then repeat using the following: - Devils, red - bed
- Martians, green - washing machine
- Campers, blue - shoe 

ending: Don't get excited, don't lose your head, the didn't get to heaven but they all 
went to BED
 

Tinkerboxer
  - My hand on myself, and what is this here, this is my tinkerboxer(point to your head) ya 
mama dear, tinkerboxer, tinkerboxer, ya, ya, ya, ya That's what I learned at my camp, 
ya, ya

Next verses (keep all and say them in descending order)
- sight-seer (eyes)
- horn-blower (nose
- LOUDSPEAKER (mouth)
- Rubbernecker (neck)
- Breadbasket (stomach)
- Sitter-downer (butt)
- Hitchhiker (thumb)

Titanic
- OOOOOOOOOOOO
1. - They built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue, and they thought they had a ship that the water wouldn't go through, but the good lord raised his hand, said this ship would never land, it was sad when the great ship went down. 
Chorus: 
- O it was sad
- So sad
- It was sad
- Too bad
- It was sad when the great ship went dowwn, to the bottom of the seeeeeeeaaa
- It was sad wen the great ship went downn.

2. - They were not far from England, not very far from shore, when the rich 
refused to associate with the poor, so the sent them down below where they 
were the first to go, it was sad when the great ship went down. 
Chorus:
3. - O the Californian, not a hundred miles away, did not hear the S.O.S 'cause 
the crew had 'hit the hey.' O husbands and wives, little children lost their lives, 
it was sad when the great ship went down.
Chorus:
4. - O they lowered all the life boats, into the raging sea, as the band played on, 
in my heart to theeeee....ooooo husbands and wives, little children lost their 
lives, it was sad when the great ship went down. 
Chorus:
5. - O they built another ship called the S.S. 92, and they thought they had a ship 
that the water wouldn't go through, but they christened it with beer and it sank 
right off the pier, it was sad when the great ship went down. 
Chorus:
6. - O the moral of the story is very plain to see, always wear a life preserver 
when you go out to sea, O husbands and wives little children lost their lives, it 
was sad when the great ship went down. 
Chorus:
7. - Kerplunk, it sunk, what a dirty piece of junk, see ya later alligator, in a while 
crocodile, see ya soon ya big baboon, chachacha
 

The Twinkie Song
 

DO – the stuff they put in Twinkies,

RE – the guy who buys me Twinkies,

MI –the guy Ray buys them for,

FA –  the line up for the Twinkies,

SO – I think I’ll have a Twinkie,