Questions with some entertaining value
for intelligentsia
When you have a problem with your
nose do you visit an otorhinolaryngologist or an otolaryngologist?
When you have a problem with your
teeth do you visit a stomatologist or a dentist?
Do you say caries, tooth decay, or
cavity?
Do you say dental braces, teeth
braces,
or braces?
Do you say suspenders for trousers
or braces for trousers?
Do you say braces for socks or
suspenders
for socks?
Do physicians graduate from a
Faculty
of Medicine or a Medical School?
Do you say conjunctivitis or
pinkeye?
Do yo say pipette or eye dropper?
Do you say trachea or windpipe?
Do you call an apothecary a
pharmacist,
a chemist, or a druggist?
Do you say narcotic or drug?
Do you say drug addict or junkie?
Do you say medicament, medication,
or drug?
Do you say Medicinae Universae
Doctor, or Doctor of Medicine?
Do you say sanatorium or sanitarium?
Do you say hermetic or airtight?
Do you say fingernail or nail?
Do you say computer virus or virus?
Do you say metal nut or nut?
Do you write ninetynine cents as
$0.99, 99¢, or 0.99¢?
Do you wear spectacles, eyeglasses,
or glasses?
Do you use a Papin pot or a
pressure
cooker for cooking?
Do you use a stove or a range for
cooking?
At the end of a sentence do you put
fullstop, point, dot, or period?
To emphasize or repeat an
embarrassing
fact do you "compound it", or do you "rub it in"?
Is the word from a foreign language
with changed spelling and/or pronunciation the corrupted word, or
bastardized
word?
Do you listen to a weather
synopsis,
or a weather forecast?
Do you call low atmospheric
pressure
a cyclon or just "low pressure"?
Is the academic hour 45 minutes,
50 minutes, or 60 minutes in duration?
Is the time allowed for a lesson
in school called school hour, school period, or period?
Do you attend school or do you go
to school?
Do you audit a high school class
in mathematics or do you attend a high school class in mathematics
informally?
Do you enrol in the course on
Synthetic
Geometry or do you take the course in Synthetic Geometry?
Do you say "now", or do you say "at
this point in time"?
Do you say salto mortale or
somersault?
Do you say antenna or aerial?
Do you say ballast or dead weight?
Do you say solfeggio or exercise
in singing?
Do you say wunderkind or prodigy?
Do you say "Gesundheit!" or "Bless
you!"?
Do you say Hochstapler, humbug,
imposter,
or swindler?
Do you say "a large number of
people",
or do you say "masses of people"?
Do you say reliable, dependable,
or solid?
Do you say good performance or
solid
performance?
Do you say pantomime or mime?
Do you say chauvinism or aggressive
nationalism?
When you say five-thirty-a-m do you
mean the radio station 530 AM or the time 5:30 a.m.?
Do you say Faculty of Theology or
Seminary?
Do you say gradient or slope?
Do numbers on hypodermic syringe
represent ml, cm³, or c.c.?
Do you say pamphlet, leaflet,
handbill,
or flyer?
Do you say gramophone, phonograph,
or record player?
Do you say telegram or cablegram?
Do you say conserved food or canned
food?
Do you say compote or preserved
fruit?
Do you say lift or elevator?
Do you say toilet, restroom,
bathroom, washroom, or powder room?
Do you say theodolite or transit?
Do you say marionette or puppet on
a string?
Do you say mannequin or fashion
model?
Do you say "bon appetit!" or
"enjoy!"?
Do you say eau-de-Cologne, cologne,
or toilet water?
Do you say slivovitz, plum brandy,
or eau-de-vie de prune?
Do you say idee fixe or an
obsession?
Do you say brassiere or bra?
Do you say bon-bon or candy?
Do you say decollete or low
neckline?
Do you say regatta or sporting
event
involving boats?
Do you say repechage or another
chance
at contest?
Do you say ricochet or rebound?
Do you say crawl or free style
swimming?
Is one of the swimming styles
called
butterfly or fly?
Do you say recapitulate or
summarize?
Do you say semaphore or traffic
light?
Do you say utility knife or box
cutter?
Do you say solarium, conservatory,
or greenhouse?
Do you say Faculty of Music or
Conservatory
of Music?
Do you say tramway or streetcar?
Do you say automobile, auto, or car?
Do you say autonomy or
self-government?
Do you say autobiography or
self-biography?
Do you say autoportrait or
self-portrait?
Is the source of electrical energy
in an automobile called accumulator or battery?
Do you say pronunciation or accent?
Do you say preambulator, pram, or
baby carriage?
Do you say tuberculosis or T.B.?
Do you say delirium tremens or D.T.?
Do you say polyvinyl chloride or
PVC?
Do you say delicatessen or deli?
Do you say deoxyribonucleic acid
or DNA?
Do you say compact disc or CD?
Do you say Christian Dior label or
CD label?
Do you say vermilion red, Valentino
red, or iron oxide red?
Do you say errata corrige
or erratum?
Do you say penkala or mechanical
pencil?
Do you say ethanol or ethyl alcohol?
Do you say diapositive or slide?
Do you say epidiascope or projector?
Do you say vacuum cleaner or Hoover?
Do you say sellotape or scotch tape?
Do you say postal stamp or stamp?
Do you say rubber stamp or stamp?
Do you say etiquette, bon ton,
decorum,
or protocol?
Do you say natural gas or gas?
Do you say petrol, gasoline, or gas?
Do you say pavilion or summerhouse?
Do you say kiosk or booth?
Do you say video cassette recorder
or VCR?
Do you say oscilloscope or scope?
Do you say kaleidoscope or scope?
Do you say thermos flask, dewar
flask,
or vacuum flask?
Do you say thermophore or hot water
bottle?
Do you say excursion or field trip?
Do you say handkerchief, hanky, or
kleenex?
Do you say cravat, necktie, or tie?
Do you say numismatist or coin
collector?
Do you say philatelist or stamp
collector?
Do you say galoshes or rubbers?
Do you say aerodrome or airport?
Do you say aeroplane or plane?
Do you say ice hockey or hockey?
Do you say electrical transmission
line or power line?
Do you say radio or wireless?
Do you say fata morgana or
mirage?
Do you say capital letters or upper
case letters?
Do you say Geiger-Mueller counter
or Geiger counter?
Do you say roentgen rays or X-rays?
Do you say haematology department,
hematology department, or blood testing department?
Do you say haemoglobin, hemoglobin,
or red blood cells?
Do you say leukocyte or white blood
cells?
Do you say grippe, influenza, or
flu?
Do you say rachitis or rickets?
Do you say laryngitis or sore
throat?
Do you say microbes or germs?
Do you say furuncle or boil?
Do you say: "He has been vaccinated
against poliomyelitis.", or do you say:
"He has received his shots against
polio."?
Do you have an engagement or do you
have a date?
Do you call compressed air in a
tire
pneumatic pressure or air pressure?
Do you say photogenic or camera
friendly?
Do you say curriculum vitae or
resume?
Do you say curriculum or syllabus?
Do you say facsimile or fax?
Do you say trigonometric functions
or trig functions?
Do you say logarithms or logs?
Do you pronounce logarithmus
naturalis
as l-n or as lon?
Do you say: "Did you earn your
degree
Engineer in Mathematics at the University of Zagreb?", or
do you say: "Did you get your
degree
Engineer in Mathematics at the University of Zagreb?"?
Do you say train driver or engineer?
Do you say locomotive or engine?
Do you say "blood group A+", or do
you say "blood type A+"?
Do you write coordinates or
co-ërdinates?
Do you call Cartesian coordinate
axes abscissa, ordinate, applicate, or x,y,z axes?
Do you say rancid food or
foul-smellng
food?
Do you discharge people or do you
fire them?
Do you say nylon stockings or
nylons?
Does one smoke a tobacco pipe or
a pipe?
Do you say Autumn or Fall?
Do you say stickpin or pin?
Do you say negative direction or
clockwise direction?
Do you verify a statement or do you
check it?
Do you say rhombus or diamond?
Do you say football or soccer?
If the result of a football game
is: Livepool 2 - Arsenal 0, did Arsenal score zero goals,
nil goals, or naught goals? Is the
score: two-zero, two-nil, or two-naught?
Do you say football field,
playing-field,
or pitch?
Do you say simulation or
play-acting?
Do you say trainer or coach?
Do you say instructor or coach?
Do you say razor-blade or gillette?
Do you say gymnasium or gym?
Do you say examination or exam?
Do you say Cartes de Visite,
calling cards,
or business cards?
Do you say torus or doughnut shaped
object?
Do you say Cassini ovals or
doughnut
sections?
When one straight line is placed
on another straight line, do you call them collocal lines or
superimposed lines?
If the interest rate increases from
9.2% to 9.4%, do you say the increase is 0.2%, or do you say
the increase is two tenths of a
percentage
point?
Do you say school inspector or
school
superintendent?
Do you say school janitor or school
superintendent?
Do you say proletariat or working
class?
Do you say bourgeoisie or middle
class?
Do you say intelligentsia or the
class of intellectuals?
Do you say orchestra conductor or
conductor?
Do you say train conductor or
conductor?
Do you say adhesive plaster or
sticking-plaster?
Do you say magnetic tape or tape?
Do you say masking tape or tape?
Do you say insulating tape or tape?
Do you say tape-measure or tape?
Is the person in charge of a school
called school director, headmaster, school principal, or principal?
Is the person in charge of academic
affairs at a university called rector, director, or principal?
Do you decorate the table or do you
set the table?
Do you say megaphone or bull-horn?
Do you say flautist or flutist?
Do you say reprise or repeated
passage
in music?
Do you call high humidity in
atmosphere
sultry weather or muggy weather?
Do you measure the purity of gold
in karats or carats?
Do you measure the mass of precious
stones in carats or karats?
Do you write No. or # ?
Do you write 1/2 as 0.5, or
,5,
or .5 ?
Do you write IV or IIII ?
Do you write 16 megabytes as 16 Mb
or 16 MB?
Do you write 20 milligrams as 20
mg, or 20MG? (How does your pharmacist write?)
Do you study Differential Calculus,
Integral Calculus, Infinitesimal Calculus, or Calculus?
Do you call Hg mercury or quick
silver?
Do you call S sulphur or brimstone?
Do you call Na natrium or sodium?
Do you call K kalium or potassium?
Do you call Al aluminium or
aluminum?
Do you read B.C.E. before christian
era or before common era? Do you use B.N.E. (before new era)?
Do you read C.E. as christian era
or as common era? Do you use N.E. (new era)?
(One person says that A.D.
stands for "after death". He never heard of anno domini.)
Do you use the word naphtha, oil,
crude oil, or black gold?
[Naphtha is pronounced the same way
as NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement.)]
Do you say naphtalene or moth balls?
Do you use the word transformer or
adapter for a device that changes the voltage of electric current?
When you pay for the use of
electric
current, do you pay for electrical energy or electrical power?
Do you measure mass in pounds or
poundals?
Do you measure weight in pounds or
poundals?
Do you measure mass in kilograms
or newtons?
Do you measure weight in kilograms
or newtons?
Do you write Prof Dr Ing Jane Doe,
Prof. Dr. Ing. Jane Doe, prof. dr. ing. Jane Doe, or Prof. Dr.-Ing.
Jane
Doe?
(Prof stands for professor,
Dr stands for doctor, and Ing stands for ingeniarius, Latin for
engineer.)
Do you say doctor honoris causa
or honorary doctorate?
In Miss Jane Doe, is Jane her name,
her first name, or her Christian name?
In Miss Jane Doe, is Doe her
surname,
her last name, or her family name?
Is honorary professor a professor
who works for a honorarium, or professor who works in an honourable
profession?
Are you being annoyed or bugged by
all these questions?
Do you say egoistic or
self-centered?
Do you say bison or buffalo?
Do you say invalid or physically
disabled person?
Do you say nymphomaniac or
oversexed
female?
Do you say hypochondriac or person
suffering from imaginary illnesses?
Do you say veterinarian or vet?
Do you say veteran or vet?
Do you say potpourri of tunes or
medley of tunes?
Do you say theatre programme or
playbill?
Do you write a doctoral
dissertation
or a doctoral thesis?
Do you say demonstrator or student
tutor at a university?
Do you say solo performance or one
person performance?
Do you overtake a car or do you
pass
it?
Do you use Greenwich Mean Time
(GMT)
or Universal Time Coordinated (UTC)?
Do you say antiquariat or a store
dealing in antiques or rare books?
Would you say that Greta Garbo was
the best actress in black and white films, or that she
was the best actor in black and
white
movies? (On Canadian television they call actresses actors)
Do you write 16 h 24
min 57 s, 16hrs 24min 57sec, 16H24MN57S, or 04:24:57 p.m.?
Do you write 17 d 03
me 2004 a, 17 03 2004, or 17/03/04, 04/03/17, 03/17/04,
17.III.2004,
17 iii 04, March 17, 04?
Do you write km/h, KM/HR,
Km/H,
km/hr, km./h., or KM/HRS?
Do you write 123 456 789.
54,
123 456 789,54, 123,456,789.54, or 123.456.789,54?
Do you write 20 ºC
or 20ºC ?
Do you write an angle of ninety
degrees
as 90º or 90 º ?
Do you write 300 K, 300
kelvins,
300ºK, 300 degrees kelvin, or 300 Kelvins?
Do you write the Ludolph number
as
3.14159... , or as 3.I4I59... ?
Do you pronounce the Ludolph number
"pee" or "pie"? Should it be pronounced as the people in Greece do?
Do you write 120 millilitres as 120
ml or 120 mL?
Do you write an hour and a half as
1.5 hours or 1-1/2 hours?
Do you write the time of 20 minutes
as 20 min, 20', 20 m, or 20M?
Do you write eighteen divided by
six equals three as 18/6=3, 18÷6=3, or 18:6=3?
Do you call 2i + 6 a complex
number or an imaginary number?
Do you call 4i an
imaginary
number or pure imaginary number?
Do you read x^4 as x to the
exponent
four, x to the fourth, the fourth power of x, or x to the power of four?
Do you write the reciprocal of (sin
x) as (sin x)^(-1) or (arcsin x)?
Do you write the inverse of (sin
x) as (arcsin x) or (sin x)^(-1)?
Do you write the reciprocal of
(sinh
x) as (sinh x)^(-1) or (arsinh x)?
Do you write the inverse of (sinh
x) as (arsinh x) or (sinh x)^(-1)?
Is the following true (sin x)[(cos
x)^(-1)] = (tan x) ?
If angle x is much less than
angle y, do you write ∢x ≪∢y,
or
< x << < y ? (Can you imagine this in
handwriting?)
One mathematics teacher refused to
use the solidus for division on the grounds that 21/2 could be confused
with 2.5 written as a mixed number. Do you agree?
One mathematics teacher said that
÷ is the symbol for division in mathematics and
/
is the symbol for division in computer science. Do you agree?
When Canada changed from the
British
system of units to the SI system of units one mathematics teacher said
that there would be no more need for fractions. Do you agree?
One mathematics teacher said that
in Ontario Canada one should use only Ontario mathematics. Do you agree?
One mathematics teacher said that
in North America teachers should teach students that the symbol for the
set of integers was I and not Z, because the students
would
live and work in North America where I was used. Doesn't he
know
that the French-Canadian province of Quebec is in North America and
they
use Z? Do you agree with his reasoning?
In 1988 textbooks for high school
mathematics in Ontario still used Ra for rational numbers and Re
for real numbers. As far as I know they may still be using them today.
Is there such a thing as Ontario mathematics?
At this point I became aware
that
I was whistling George Gershwin's tune "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off".
NOTE
There are many more questions but
they require special programs with mathematical symbols and graphics
that
I do not have.
By the way, I feel better asking
questions than answering them.
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