Ball of Confusion

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Austria, now Pope Benedict XVI, was received in Washington by President George Bush. The BBC wryly commented that "it was an occasion for the Catholic Pope to meet the Protestant Pope, insofar as Americans were concerned."

The BAC greeted the meeting with mixed feelings. Many complained of Senatorial subpoenae issued to the "success ministries." According to a report on a Long Island Christian radio station, "with all the exposees, everybody knows what they are; yet they still send in the cash."

Meanwhile one of the Bush twins quietly married allegedly at the Bush ranch. BBC newsreels showed no photos of the wedding but did show some shots of the town of Crawford Texas decked out in the cardboard cut out of the President which the BAC worship.

Little news has seeped out of the Iraki war recently. General Petreas asked Congress for another ½ Billion which Congress docilely voted. Pegged to the measure were provisions for funding veteran`s benefits.

In rare coverage of the casualties of war, BBC interviewed two American war widows; one who worshiped President Bush and the other opposed to the US invasion. Said the opponent in the 20 seconds allotted, when her husband was buried the field was only half full. Now it has several more rows.

One item did seep out of Irak, reports of disciplinary proceedings against a US soldier who used the Koran for target practise.

Since the beginning of the war a major American problem has been enemy identification. In the successful struggles of World War II, shooting up the sacred books of the enemy was an accepted practise.

While war news may be carefully controlled, we need go no further than the local filling station to see how the conflict is going. Gasoline prices soared above $4.30 a gallon at the pumps sending The Bush to Saudi Arabia to ask for more oil. Said the Saudi Oil Ministry, the meeting was cordial; The Bush asked for more oil; we said `No.` He said `Okay.` "

John McCain has found his strongest ally in his quest to succeed President Bush in Holy Hillery who has been busy destroying the democratic party through racist remarks and innuendoes. The Hill has split the Democratic Party down racial lines, with the Hill taking 68% of the white vote and Obama garnering 91% of black voters. The Hill's campaign was largely focused upon the latent prejudice of the white liberals who lead the Democratic Party and the patent ones of the white trash who make up its rank and fil.

It is very dangerous to be loved by White Liberals. Lets go down the list of those white liberals used to love: The American working man (1930); the British Empire (1940); Yugoslavia (1960s). What do they all have in common?

In the midst of tragedy there is humor. The Regime`s offer of massive assistance to cyclone devastated Burma was rejected by the Burmese government. Said the Burmese, you ought to have offered such assistance to your own people ruined by Hurricane Katrina. The Regime contemplated an invasion to force the Burmese to accept the aid..

Michael Levy: Quote of the Day Every baby comes into this world with the genius of who they are. Unfortunately they forget it far too soon and replace it with something else that has only the approval of the intellectual brain. In Love & Joy Michael Levy. Professional Optimist